Every gallon guaranteed!?!?

So I stop at the BP right by my office, and the goddamn price was 3.93. 3 had no choice, I was nearing empty.



As I am pumping the unaffordable liquid in my tank, I notice a big sign on the side of the gas pump... See image...



Every gallon guaranteed!!!! Guaranteed to what? To be the most expensive gallon of gas EVER?!?



I totally remember the days when gas was .89 cents!!!!

Fuck gas.

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