Every gallon guaranteed!?!?
So I stop at the BP right by my office, and the goddamn price was 3.93. 3 had no choice, I was nearing empty. As I am pumping the unaffordable liquid in my tank, I notice a big sign on the side of the gas pump... See image... Every gallon guaranteed!!!! Guaranteed to what? To be the most expensive gallon of gas EVER?!? I totally remember the days when gas was .89 cents!!!! Fuck gas. Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device